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Post by maxwell on Aug 9, 2006 0:19:03 GMT -5
I cant even pretend to like this movie. And some may be wondering how I can diss-like a movie so passionatley with out having actually seen it. The hype alone warrents my disgust. I've said in other threads how much I hate jumping on the band wagon so I stays the hell away from "phenomanons" like this.
Its kind of rediculous when you think about it. How can it qualify to be a cult classic when it was an intetionally bad movie. I thought cult classics were movies that gained noteriaty and a following for being unintentionally horrible.
I HATE INTERNET FADS. Its known for how bad its supposed to be. All that being said I was shocked to find out it wasnt even a comedy.
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Post by jenniferdarknight on Aug 9, 2006 6:25:00 GMT -5
"Snakes on a Plane", eh?
I think I'd actually go see it if it was called "Solid Snakes on a Plane". At least I'd get some nice Solid Snake Eye Candy, instead of going to see a movie that doesn't even...well, how can it even make SENSE?!
This is how I think the movie was created:
Screenwriter: Wow, lots of bad movies are out these days. I gotta make something that seems viable, but is really genuinely horrible, with the worst dialogue and storyline EVER. Okay, I have a good idea, but I don't have a name. Um...snakes on a cage? That doesn't sound right? Snakes in your pants? No, not right either. I know! Snakes on a Plane!!
Director: Then we'll put Samuel L. Jackson in it to make people go see it! Because this movie is so bad we HAVE to make it!
Director and Writer: *maniacal laughter*
Thank you for reading my short documentary on the creation of "Snakes on a Plane". ^_^
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Post by maxwell on Aug 9, 2006 23:31:04 GMT -5
And I dont understand peoples fasination with samuel L jackson.
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Post by RetroScissorman on Aug 11, 2006 14:55:11 GMT -5
Heh, Ill probably just see it for the heck of it.
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Post by jenniferdarknight on Aug 15, 2006 12:11:57 GMT -5
I'll go see it when it comes out on DVD in the bargain bin for 5 bucks. Otherwise it just ain't worth it.
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Post by barrowsmansion13 on Aug 15, 2006 13:21:55 GMT -5
When I saw the name of this movie, I thought it was a comedy movie...Then I see the trailer, and it turns out to be a dramatic somewhat scary movie.  |
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Post by RetroScissorman on Aug 16, 2006 3:01:07 GMT -5
When I saw the name of this movie, I thought it was a comedy movie...Then I see the trailer, and it turns out to be a dramatic somewhat scary movie. I thought the same thing too. With a title like that, it had to be goofy. |
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Post by jenniferdarknight on Aug 17, 2006 1:22:53 GMT -5
I'm just surprised that it's actually trying to take itself seriously (kinda like the Dead or Alive movie...my God, I can't believe Itagaki actually let that slide)...
How can it, with a name and plot like that?!
That movie's just screaming "Cult-classic B-Movie hit"!
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Post by maxwell on Aug 17, 2006 22:41:10 GMT -5
I like cult classics its just that this reeks of effort. Why would you set out to make an intentionally bad movie.
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Post by RetroScissorman on Aug 18, 2006 21:52:20 GMT -5
Good question.  |
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Post by jenniferdarknight on Aug 19, 2006 1:56:55 GMT -5
I guess because the box office would skyrocket, just because the people would want to find out just what this movie was about in the first weekend. With luck, the profits come from that weekend alone would beat out the budget of that entire movie. ^_^()
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Post by alyssahamilton on Jun 24, 2007 15:31:18 GMT -5
Believe it or not this is actually a really...no not good but...FUN movie.Its more of a thriller than anything but yes it has some comedy in it.For example:a snake is attacking a couple in the restroom as one of the flight attendants listens from outside.She comments "Wow!This guy is good!" *the couple falls to the floor in a fit of spasms before becoming silent*"Well...maybe not that good..." Its story actually is a story believe it or not. Not a terribly complex one as its an actionish movie but a story nonetheless so I recomend you give this movie a chance.
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Post by jenniferdarknight on Jul 9, 2007 20:17:35 GMT -5
Wow uh...I said those things about Snakes on a Plane?
Funny...especially since I absolutely love this movie. I actually gave the movie a chance and I fell in love...
I don't know...I found it just a fun movie. alyssahamilton's absolutely right, guys--give this movie a chance!
...and I apologize about how I completely dissed this movie at first...Samuel L. Jackson, don't kill me! T_T
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